copsandwriters:

FAVORITE PARKS & RECREATION MOMENTS: ONE (OR MORE) PER EPISODE
069. → 222, “Telethon”

RON: What’s going on here?
(They all step back to reveal…)
LESLIE: Puppy!
APRIL: A puppy is here!
LESLIE: Can we keep him?
ANDY: My neighbor’s dog had a litter and they’re looking for people to adopt…
RON: I love a good dog as much as the next guy but this building doesn’t allow animals. Andy, take him outside.
ANDY: What, and shoot him?
RON: No, just… keep him outside.
TOM: “Awwww, come on, Ron. I’m just a little puuuuuppy. I ain’t done nothin’ wrong. I’m just a puuuuuuppy. Mmmm, I like your mustache. I wish I could have one. But I can’t. ‘Cause I’m just a little puuuuppy.”
RON: Okay, take him out and shoot him.

What were you talking to Jen about?

slightbutpowerful:

“I was being selfish. You put your whole life on hold for me. The very least I can do is try to return the favor.” 
Parks and Recreation | Season 4, episode 1 & Season 4, episode 22

City Council, bitches!