Petey Jones: [has hand raised for a high-five and is smiling
Coach Boone:
Put your hand down. 
[Petey does as told
Coach Boone:
You’re smiling. 
Petey Jones:
Yes. 
Coach Boone:
Yes, sir. Why are you smiling? 
Petey Jones:
‘Cause I love football. Football is fun. 
Coach Boone:
Fun, sir? It’s fun? 
Petey Jones:
Yes. 
Coach Boone:
You sure? 
Petey Jones:
I think… 
Coach Boone:
Now you’re thinkin’. First you smile, then you thinkin’. You think football is still fun? 
Petey Jones:
Uh, yes. 
Coach Boone:
Sir. 
Petey Jones:
Yes- no, sir. 
Coach Boone:
No? 
Petey Jones:
Um, it was fun. 
Coach Boone:
Not anymore though, is it? *Is* it? 
Petey Jones:
Not right now, no. 
Coach Boone:
No, it’s not fun anymore. Not even a little bit. 
Petey Jones:
Uh… no. 
Coach Boone:
Make up your mind. Think since you’re thinking. Go on, think. Is it fun? 
Petey Jones:
No, sir. 
Coach Boone:
No? Absolutely not? 
Petey Jones:
Zero fun, sir. 
Coach Boone:
[addresses team] All right, listen up! I’m Coach Boone. I’m gonna tell you about how much… *fun* you’re gonna have this season. 



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